Hi,everybody^^Im JoJo Lee.

Heng....pai fon dao0....
Pig JoJo...look damn LC...









JoJo:"jiejie,buy me "a" present ya!"
Everyday give me a call , ordering for one gift.Then, end of this year how many gift that i should bring back?








My cutie sista, y u put urs hand like this?...no manners...somemore,urs sun glass...ur hair lagi..SS de u..haizz
look funny dao0..





My terrible younger sista.She took the fake ant put on her face,then asked my sista take photo for her wah!This the ant my sista hang on her study table b4 to scare her from kacau my sis things de.This only usefull when she BB time.bt nw i think IT no use jor lurr..).

I hope to own a dog-ky/{^,<}\

This idea always come to me.I feel lonely.So,i willing adopt a dog to accompany my lonely moment. Its came to me since im in KL(2years ago).But now it come to me again strongly.(I think im really feel lonely ler.)
That day my fren told me that her fren got a dog to give someone.When i heard this news, im very happy.I unable to sleep.(too happy jor.) XiXi^^My dream full with dog-ky.I was dreaming away dog-ky n me run on beach...play together..I dreamt it try comfort me from sadness...huhh..dog-ky..love u so much^^...i lives in my dream.
But.....lastly.....The dream stopped.After few days, my fren told me:"......"
Im failure to become a puppy-mum.It was a sad day for me when my fren told me the dog was adopted by others.I cannot overemphasize how disappointed i am.I has been sad since im failure till now i still feel the sad.
Actually i hope ............my sadness of my daddy's death can overshadow by dog-ky.Of course daddy never replace by dog-ky but it ll be my super-good friend i sharing my heartstrings.But now all go like a dream.Felt like someone broken my heart hardly.

Garden of Kelip-Kelip

Yesterday we went Kuala Selangor in a group>> Peter, Rinny, Janet, Peter bro, jinHeng, Cassie, KokHou, Tracy, Edvin, AHou, BaoJing and me.hoho..a nice trip..
We had a nice seafood dinner over there..cheap dao0o..(bt nw im suffer with my sensitive hand after ate da seafood..i regreted nw..)After dinner, we went Fireflies Garden.So funny.Many of them dt noe tat fireflies in BM called Kelip-Kelip.haha..te way they pronoun oso vy funny>>klip-klip..hoho..
Kelip-kelip lives on tree b river.so we need use boat to "visit" them.Bt the funny things is there is no boat supply.hoho..sampan is using..We wear the smelly orange color safety cloth before boat.(that safety cloth ugly dao..somemore smelly..n te button oso spoilt jor de..safety cloth wow..if drowning, will still tenggelam de lar.. )so scared.there is crocodie in the river.huh..(有主在我船上我就不怕风浪。。)Old ppl said in te jugle ct call others ppls name.Then we rename ourself.(BaoJing=BungkusEmas, AHou=SuperGood, Edvin=Piramid, JinHeng=Sienka, Joyceline=OrangKayu....funny name..) There were only some kelip-kelip tat nite.sien dao0..only saw the kelip-kelip "hanging" here n there in a small group..Maybe rain season ，all kelip-kelip mogok, all went back hometown gua.. wakaka..anyway, the Kelip-kelip hang on tree look nice n look like x'mas tree.
There are many many many mosquito over there..Nyamuk run away from me olzzzzzz...im unfortunately blood donated..
There was a time , i thought Kelip-kelip can survive n shine for 1week.Now i know that a firefly only can survive a day.pity..
Neverestimate that i can spoke cantonese fluently.(But AHou keeping laugh me.He said my cantonese slang damn broken like "tai lok mui" wow!so sad..hurt dao0..need go deep n strong lagi lo..)But i ignored tat "superDamn AHou".I still continued my broken cantonese wit Edvin. hoho..Edvin,hope u understood wat im trying to talk.keke.
When im home,really felt lazy go bath..sleepy o..bcoz my roomate all slept.haiz..I walk like "mouse" ,scared jolted them.haizz..so susah...........tats mouse live......

Special Clothed Gift

Apparently, i received a special gift.It cant see with my naked eye, it clothed.Its a best gift that God put in my life >> 'maturity', which im learnt from 'experience'. God really build a mature of me. Althrough the 'experience' is really namby-pamby, but it past in fact . Besides feel sad on it, i should look on the wonderful fruit God put in my life....My leader(JinHeng) always said that:" I see patience, I see leadership, I see love, I see gentleness in your young life which I can't see it from others life around us."xixi^^Really? Thats my character in his sight(A mature youth).
God have mold a 'different' me. I doesn't doubt that God provision me.But im always "live in buffolo horn", tats blinded my vision on my life and the messenger of Satan buffet me. Concerning i pleaded with Lord many times that all problem might depart from me. But HE said to me:"My grace is sufficient for you, foe my strength is made perfect in weakness." Human really can't predict wat is God purpose, mz let see all problem in a more spiritual way. Therefore i took pleasure to put down all the burden.God has guided me by HIs word. 2corinthians 12:7-10.(read through this)Its bring me back to HIS land.
I get a conclusion,anyway."Everyone will die one day, different is just soon or late, different is just die meaningfully or meaningless, what i can say is, my dad's death have made my family becomes more mature, more strong."
Hope i never burn in abundance of revelations again.

Recently Joyce

Im really bad over here.haiz.The problem keeping run in my life.Im down again.It actually started b4 te day of MR2+.181008 i never forgot tat day.It was a important day in my life>>my daddy's birthday + MR2+.I miss him dearly.I tried to compressed my emotion over the night.I was afraid and downright depressed.Calm aren't enough to keep away feelings of stress about what's going to happen next. I like a timer bomb will fire any time.I feel tired n lose my breath.Bt thx God i success drive my car in my way(i controlled my tear n emo well.)

The day after MR2+,it's Sunday,im served God.so toh..Im keep crying after prayer n during closing song(Bishop n Rev were in front me).Tear ar!tear!Why u so unoperation?Y keep pour out from my eye? Im cried during dance 4 te closing prayer.(r u imagine tat my tear keeping "wash out" my face, n i dance a cutie QQ dance?Oh No..so no "face"..) After C service,i straight away go upstair toilet 2cool down myself.When i went down,i saw few pair of eye look me.Then,tey came 4ward .They keeping asked me n tried console me.Then,my uncontrolable tear came visited me again.haiz.Im cried in lobby wit all te bro n sis after service.they saw me wit a weird sight.toh daooooo000oooo...

Recently, i always hang on a call with my sista.She told me whats my family going on and her "fly n bee" story.There's a refreshing and relax moment while talking with her.She had told me a verse.The verse is taken from 以西结书47：1-12.That's the versus GOd comfort her after my father p.a.It come to me nw.Sound like God is teaching me somethings.God,wer te water level nw?y it flooded me?i lose my breath.HE told my family we ll exposes through tests and challenges with te different level of "water" flood on. what i should do to make sure i follow God and His word as i continue my journey?As i think about my walk with Jesus during te days b4,im struggled>>How i have been standing firm in Him?

Sory ,DeaRest...

I feel sorry with mine dearest share group members.(Sorry,dear.Forgive me plz.) Actually im trying to take my eye off from them n do things my way.I willing to hide my problem from them..(SgM,are u noticed?..)feel like dt wan them to worry bout me.My problem really always influenced theirs emo most of the time.Tats make me struggles.. BUt,trust me i never repeat again.I joilted.
God prepared me a relationship before HE let the challenges and tests run in me. HE enabled me a BIG good present of relationship between my lovely sgm n me.HE gave me two share group,some more.(1st Sgroup: jinheng, zhenli, weihong, baojing n me;2nd Sgroup: Ricky, Zermi, Alvin, weihong ,baojing n me.See, i so peace.)No matter how i feeling, tell sgm.I feel comfortable n relax with them.I can tell them my true feeling and calling them for help and guidance.
Every time before i start my "life story",i feel sorry to them.XiXi^^After my daddy slipped away into the presence of the LOrd,i always cried during sharing. During my loss,they slow down long enough for me to remember and cry,to laugh and enjoy the memories.Losses are tough to handle, but thanks be to my dear sgm of all comfort in my trouble.They are a PRO sgm.keke^^Through my painful time i get to know them in a fuller sense. Now,"bcoz of u all",i stopped everything to acknowledge my loses.
Thanks u all 4keeping listening my heartstrings.Thanks for guide me handling my losses.You all are my only audience.Thousand thx on tat.

A Quick Laugh For 5 Mins

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

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Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh!

笑掉牙^^

10則笑話

1.有一天，小明被警察逮捕了， 只因為他說：「陳水扁是大混蛋！」

後來，小明被法官給判了十年零六天的徒刑，

小明當然不服， 他就問：「為什麼判我這麼重？」

法官就說：「判六天是因為你公然毀謗國家元首， 而判十年則是因為你洩漏國家機密！


2.有天老師問大家：「誰知道神農氏有什麼功績嗎？」
班長馬上舉了手：「老師我知道，是嚐百草。」
老師很滿意的說： 「嗯~不錯，果然是班長，都有在唸書。」
之後小明不服氣的舉手了，問道：「老師，你知道神農氏死掉之前所說話的嗎？」
老師說：「嗯~老師不知道耶..」

小明說：「老師，我來告訴你吧！那就是....... 啊！這個有毒！」
老師：「......-_____-!!!」


3.有一天，小小在聽媽媽講故事，講到長生藥，
小小說：什麼是長生藥？
媽媽說：可讓人活到一百年的藥，
小小說：我不用吃長生藥也能活到一百年，因今年是97年，再過3年就是一百年啦！
媽媽說：!?

4.往下看的話......↓
他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了！
她：我可以反悔嗎？
他：不，你甚至想都別想！
她：你愛我嗎？
他：當然！
她：你會背叛我嗎？
他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法？
她：你可以吻我一下嗎？
他：當然，絕不可能只有一下！
她：你有可能打我嗎？
他：永遠不可能！
她：我能相信你嗎？
往上看的話......↑

5.某甲跟某乙一起去露營，當天晚上睡覺時，當甲睡到一半把乙搖醒了問乙說：「你往上看看有什麼感想？」
　　乙說：「天空滿天星斗，讓我覺得這世界是如此的廣大!天空遼闊，不禁讓我覺得人是多麼的渺小阿!」
　　乙說完看甲凝視天空這麼久都不發一語，便問甲：「那你覺得呢？」
　　甲神色凝重的對乙說：「我覺得....我們的帳篷被偷了......」


6.1、（登機中，空姐MM在機門口迎客，上來一位帥哥……）
　　空姐MM：“歡迎您登機，請問您是什麼座？”
　　帥哥：“我是天蠍座，你呢！”
　　空姐（一臉害羞狀）：“真的嘛，好巧噢，我也是天蠍座耶……”
　　後面排隊的乘客暈倒。
6.2、（登機完畢，廣播響起……）
　　空姐：“女士們，先生們，歡迎乘坐本次航班，請您坐在跑道上，系好安全帶，我們的飛機馬上 就要起飛了……”　　乘客暴寒……
6.3、（飛機處于起飛狀態中，轟鳴聲甚大，空姐A與空姐B坐在頭等倉閒聊……）
　　空姐A：“看，那個旅客的鼻毛露出來了，呵呵”
　　空姐B：“ 聽不見，你說什麼？”
　　空姐A只好又大聲重復了一遍，結果空姐B依然搖頭示意聽不見。
　　這時，那名旅客走了過來，湊到空姐B耳邊說：“小姐，她說我的鼻毛露出來了！”
6.4、（飛機終于“爬”上高空，進入平穩飛行狀態，空姐開始送飲料……）　　
　　“叮咚”
　　一名男乘客按響了呼喚鈴。
　　空姐：“先生，請問有什麼需要幫助嗎？”
　　男乘客默然。（可能第一次坐飛機，他有點緊張。）
　　 空姐解釋：“這是呼喚鈴，如果有什麼需要再按它，我們會及時幫助您！”
　　乘客男點點頭。
　　可還沒等空姐MM回到坐位，呼喚鈴又響了。
　　空姐MM回頭一看，只見乘客男站起來，嘴對著呼喚鈴大聲喊到：“可樂加冰”
　　空姐：……
6.5、（空姐繼送飲料中……）　　
　　“太太，您好！請問要喝點什麼嗎？”
　　中年女乘客不好意思地說：“不喝，不喝。”
　　于是空姐小聲地說：“免費的哦……”
　　女乘客：“啊？免費的啊！我要一杯橙汁，一杯可樂，一杯咖啡，還要……”
　　說完，這名女乘客想想，又從包裡拿出一個瓶子說：“再給我灌點豆漿在裡面！我要把
　　飛機票喝回來。”
　　空姐暈眩……
6.6、（空姐打起精神繼送飲料中……）
　　空姐：“先生您是喝橙汁還是喝蘋果汁？”　　
　　旅客：“你們這兒的橙汁有蘋果味兒的嗎？”
　　空姐繼續暈眩中……
6.7、（空姐扶牆送飲料中……）
　　空姐：“您好，請問有什麼可以幫您的嗎？
　　旅客：“能要一杯水嗎？”
　　空姐：“當然可以，礦泉水嗎？”
　　旅客：“有果汁嗎？”
　　空姐：“有，橙汁和桃汁請問需要哪一種？”
　　旅客：“有可樂嗎？”
　　空姐：“有，需要加冰嗎？”
　　旅客：“那給我一咖啡吧！”
　　空姐：@％@^

7.一天，小華上作文課，作文題目是：「我的願望。」
小華寫著：「我第一個願望是希望有個可愛的寶寶，
第二個願望是希望有個好丈夫．．．。」
作文簿發下來後，只見老師評語處寫到：「請注意先後秩序！」

8.他的爸爸虔誠地上香，口中唸唸有詞：「稟告神明，我兒子這張准考證上
的相片沒有戴眼鏡，但考試那兩天，他會戴上眼鏡，請不要看錯人！」

9.父：你去買汽水。

子：是可樂還是雪碧？

父：可樂。

子：鐵罐還是瓶裝？

父：瓶裝。

子：沒糖還是普通的？

父：普通。

子：五百克還是一升裝？

父：你好煩！水可以啦！

子：礦泉水還是過濾水？

父：礦泉。

子：冰的？還是不冰的？

父生氣：你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你！

子：是拿塑膠？還是竹子的？

父惱怒：你簡直像畜生一樣！

子：像豬還是像牛？

父氣喘：我...我會被你...你氣得吐血...血！

子：要拿淡壺還是扶你到廁所？


10.有一天有一個農夫和外星人,外星人比1,農夫比2,外星人比3,農夫比4,外星人比77,農夫比食指和姆指搓一搓
農夫回家他跟他老婆說,今天有一個外星人要給我一個蔬菜,我說2個蔬菜,外星人說3個,農夫說四個,外星人說77個,農夫說再多一點
外星人回家跟他老婆說,今天我跟一個農夫說我殺了一個星球,他說他殺兩個,我說3個,他說4個,我說我用槍殺的,農夫說他用捏死的

Perception Jolted

In the long-term aftermath of my life attack on my "heart soil",the lessons emerge.As i look back, i see how the attack pricked a fragile bubble of my emotion that surrounded me.
The horror caused me to look twice at my own perception.The peaceful life i had enjoyed had blinded me.Now, with my perception jolted, i can look again.
Don't get wrong idea.I'm not saying that the attacks were justified.I did learn a lessons about myself, however.I had fallen into a complacency that ignored the world's problem, assuming that i was safe behind a barrier of family protection.
But the attack brought those problems right into my life, with all of their horrific consequences.Then only..I realized what kind of world i live in, and how powerless i am to change it by relying on my own strength.
We all have weakness that God exposes through tests and challenges.HE reveals our pride so that we will become humble and obedient.
Going through a tough experience?I'm recognize what God is teaching me about my weakness, and i'll humbly seek HIS true strenght.

Awakening******

Before this,i really spended more time in my pessimistic thinking.I took a few day time to mentally download the thought i've been dwelling in the past days.I saw reflect on how God has provided my needs in the past.Maybe i keep running into problems and trials, but i understood and know that's the big change for me to grow.It's help develops my endurance.Endurance develops strength my character and character strength my confident hope of salvation.Things that happen in real life are sometimes stranger than in stories.Sure, it maybe tough-going on my future front, but i think that is the only way lead me back to my standard living of pure and holy life.I trusted, God will use these things to develop my faith and cultivate character.Now,I pray and give GOd all my anxiety or worries i've been experiencing.Start now,i will rest more in the reality of His power and presence.Rejoice in jesus today.He is growing my hope.
"And this hope will not lead to dissappointment."(Roman5:5)

糗到爆

今天早上，心情还没正式从1810回来，还是心中闷闷，憋着憋着的，怪难受的。我今天必须侍奉〉〉跳铃鼓。看着伙伴们有说有笑，我的脸上竟只能陪上微微的陪笑。（多么勉强啊！）这样的心情超难静下心来好好侍奉的，可我选择了咬紧牙关，硬撑过去。
原本一切都还算顺利的，但是，后来。。会督风趣的证道，吸引了我的注意力。[[为何要领坚固礼？]]这是我很久以来都很想知晓的答案。听着听着，我心虚了。感觉上会督好像一直在看着我这边。看透我的心事了？心虚的我，不敢正眼看会督政道。我耳朵很努力的在聆听，头低低，手也很努力在纸上猛绘画。证道后，会督向会众挑战祷告。我的泪顿时落下了。会督真的会“读心法”噢？我出去祷告了。远远就能看见一个红色的背影在颤抖着，那个就是我。多想发声痛苦啊！可是我没有。我回到位子，硬“厄”着，忍住了泪。最糟的是，散会诗还得跳铃鼓叻！oh no，我的妈呀！我魂不守舍的，走出去跳铃鼓。出卖我的眼睛，让我眼眶堆满了泪。
看到我那副红了眼的脸，朋友们一个接一个来问候，让我更想哭了。好一句：“我没事。”，眼泪却尾随落下。唉！糗痹了！朋友们的关心让我很欣慰。谢谢你们。
我吃饱就会没事的。接着去吃午餐，我把那碗大碗的板面吃完了。回家倒头就睡，一睡就四，五个钟。（哇！好久没睡午觉了！还睡那么久。满足。）

1810 也是MR2+

MR2+啦！一大早起床，心脏蹦跳得很紧张。当天很早就去教堂舞蹈练习了（做最后冲击，冲。。）我们练习时，并没有全体到齐，可我们几个小卒还是咬紧牙关撑过去了。都最后一天了，目睹大家的不积极，我生气了。我对着我的舞者们凶喝，脸都涨红了，可恶的舞者们竟把我当透明叻！气死我了。（唉！我的“D“小姐跑哪去了？快出来吧！我都快气炸了。）接着，我更凶了，小骂了他们一顿。这时的他们，才敬我几分，安静得听我讲话。我们草率地练了一次就去排练了。
排练时，我的舞者们（包括我自己本身。）都在状况外，全部都还blurblur无精打彩的，神不守舍的，状况“欠”佳。或许因为失去团队精神吧！再加上，紧张叻！虽说是排练，可是观众都还蛮多的。我们这支舞蹈的第一次就是献给了他们，喂饱他们的眼福啦！观众们看到我们的演出，全都傻了眼，不是因为太精彩，而是消化不良。哈哈！看见他们议论纷纷，对我形成了一股莫名的压力。这时的我，心中不停的呐喊着：“神啊！救救我们吧！”。就在这时候，天使出现啦！我们的导师，舞蹈主将来了。哈哈！压力迅速减半。她领着我们在后台草率跳了一次，我们大家的自信心回来了。（返来咯！）接着我们再排练时，都还算顺利。
MR2+终于开始了。听到音符交际的那一撒那，内心无影紧张，那是我们舞蹈的曲子，这我们表演的时间了。奇迹出现了。舞者们全都拿出了吃奶力气努力的呈现。我们摆脱了排练时的“龟壳”，探出头来了。感谢主，舞者们，我们成功了。舞蹈过后，就是歌唱比赛正式开始了。歌手们在台上尽情地发挥着他们自己。差不多到我姐妹，宝晶上台前，我偷瞄了她。看见她紧张却努力在释放的神情，我为她着急起来了。心中不停为她祈祷，加油。接着是薇薇（演唱我的创作曲子的“怀孕妈妈”。）。看着他的演出，我的心简直就掉在地上了。她好激动哦！吓到我。。我多想走向前托着她的肚子。
紧张时刻，颁发成绩了。这就是历史性的一刻。歌唱比赛，宝晶她赢了。（恭喜你了，好姐妹。）自创曲，是马来堂会的同胞赢了。皆大欢喜。
MR2+终于结束了。感觉背上的石头消失啦！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。终于可以吃顿安乐茶饭了。

1810 生日快乐

This Mix is designed by cheerfulcami十月十八日是我毕生难忘的日子。或许大家都会认为我这么说是因为MR2+，可是事实并不是如此…
这个难忘的日子，是我每年都会与他度过的。可，今年例外了…这天是他的生日。每年我都会给他一个难忘快乐的生日。可是我很糟，很扎的。哈哈！每年都弄错他的生日日期，我常误记为十月二十八日。（1810与2810原本就很相像啊！）每次都是姐姐或妹妹提醒我的。哈哈，好像很“没心”哦！（我不是故意的嘛！我本来就对数字不敏感了。习惯就好。）小的时候，年幼无知常送烟灰缸给他。（比较实际嘛！他一定用得着。）可是，搞笑的我，送了礼物第一句话竟不是对他说：“生日快乐”，而是说：“我希望你健健康康。你要戒掉抽烟的坏习惯哦！”他那时回了我一记白眼，然后又无奈的看着我。哈哈！搞笑到。。我还小嘛！）记得另一年为了要以自己的能力送份心意给他，我冒着被骂的危机去做我人生第一份工〉教补习。（结果我还是被骂了。哈哈！）记得那份日子超辛苦的，那班小不零丁的小瓜都气得我几乎心脏病爆发。拿到佣金的那刻我高兴的忘我，迅速地买了双名牌鞋子给他（那双鞋子还真要命，几乎用完我一个月的酬劳叻！好几百块一双。）。看到他脸上那份感动的颜脸，忍住泪流满脸的糗象（它就是那样每次都很努力保住他那不值钱的男子气慨。），我有份不自觉的幸福。。嘻嘻！
爹地，生日快乐。（好陌生的名词；这句话是我昨日一直很想说，可却没有勇气涌出我口。闷着憋着，好辛苦。）

Smile alwayzz..

Throw it bac to someone else
who means somethings to you!
The friendship ball.
A ball is a circle,no beginning,no end.
It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.
But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of frienship.
You've granted to me.
today i pass the friendship ball to you.
Beautifully stated....
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

青蛙王子差点变成长颈鹿哦！

今天，起床到很“甘愿”（还比平时早十分钟哦！别小看这十分钟，睡多十分钟又会精神一点点叻！嘻嘻^^）我今天选择把刘海梳到后脑（不是梳七，八十年代“奇哥”的那个造型啦！），以一个清纯精神的外貌去“上班”了（上班？好像真是个称职的上班族似的。哈哈！）
早上吃早餐那段时间最痛苦了。每一口饮料食物都好难咽口。（可是这却是我每周日都被迫得做的事儿。他们说：我们“做苦工”的早餐最重要了。可是我是因为害怕，修读药剂的我因没吃早餐昏倒，而吃的。这很“愚”耶！所以早餐是必定的咯！）
刚到医院，就看到一大伙儿在谈天论地的，有说有笑欢天喜地的。有一位老先生（烦死人的安客），从我进门到坐下都在盯着我。（咦？我衣服调翻穿了？还是哪里肮脏了？奇怪。）那个老先生走前来，还是望着我，然后搭着我的肩（讨人厌的咸猪手），对我说：“Joyce，hari ini sakit ke？”我很敷衍的摇了摇头。他又说：“Kenapa nampak sedih je？rindu BF？…”“dulu nampak ceriah je…”冬！接着，老先生接二连三的问题，我都没听进耳了。我在想：我明明是很轻松的啊？！工作时也有好几个kakak说我看起来好像忧郁着什么似的。（我有吗？）怎么看起来那么忧郁？还真不明缭叻！
可是之后……为了找出真相，我在镜子前站了好一会儿，发现镜子里的人儿的确看似青蛙王子寻不见真爱的写照。（除了看见青蛙王子，我还看见脸上长痘痘了哦！好恐怖。，整颗烂草莓那样。嘻嘻^^）可我这只青蛙呢！都不知在盼望什么。把颈伸长了，遥望着远方不远的未来，什么也没看见。（伸长的颈，都累了。什么也没望见。只差点变了长颈鹿咯！）

害怕孤独一个人活着

今天工作时，突然好像听到妈妈的声音哦！结果我离职了一下下跑出去打给妈妈。电话一结通妈妈就接了，快到。原来当时妈妈也正想致电给我叻！心有灵犀哦！可是妈妈第一句就骂我：“做么没有工作，跑出来‘探破’（偷懒）。”“你自己还不是也这时候打给我吗？还说叻！”我跟妈妈闲聊着。聊着聊着，谈起我家两个妹妹来。我家两个妹妹呢！都超爱看Cartoon的。小的才三岁爱看不出奇，大的今年十七了耶！还在疯狂追看卡通片，真荒唐！
她们俩小俩看着Cartoon，小妹JoJo非常感触。卡通是述说着一个孩子失去了双亲，然后自生自灭写照。妹妹冲动的离开了电视前，跑去找妈妈。看到妈妈，她就抱着妈妈，对妈妈说：“妈咪，你不要死啊！”妈妈回答说：“每个人老了都会死的。”妹妹哭了。她非常伤心又霸气地对妈妈说：“你不可以死，我不要一个人。”妈妈慈祥的对妹妹说：“不用怕的，妈咪不在，姐姐会照顾你的。你有三个姐姐嘛！”妹妹仍然大哭，又言：“我不要姐姐，姐姐不一样的..我要全部..。”妹妹的回答，有点...很难形容听者当时的感受。妹妹她似乎了解着什么。她，到底真地了解吗？三岁罢了叻？！
现在今天的我终于深信妹妹她的确了解我们家的现况〉〉我们家真的只有五个人罢了了。我也相信妹妹她知道爸爸他缺席了。从妹妹以上那番话来说，他确实明晓的。她，大概有了这么点的“童年阴影”吧！她害怕孤独一个人生活着。（她甚至晚上还会“命令”大家一起聚在一个房里。她究竟怕什么？）我们一路来最怕发生的事，还是发生了。它，不幸/庆幸的，还是发生啦！（其实，都不懂该庆幸还是担心。庆幸我有个那么早熟的妹妹？担心她会有阴影？其实都有。）
神啊！我们无策了！现在，也只有你最在行了。你最“tiam”了。那就交给你吧！谢啦！

我家大门

我家大门终于挂上“芒果”了叻！（国语锁头叫mangga，所以就叫芒果啦！）偷偷告诉你们噢！我家铁门之前都不上锁的叻！那天人家来载我时，看见我家铁门没上锁，唠叨了我几句。嘻嘻！其实她说得很有道理的。家不能在进过贼后，才惊，守好安全措施吧！嘻嘻嘻！
我家有铁门都不知会保持此状多久啦！平时回家随便甩一甩门，“乓”一声就好了，现在？还要掏两把钥匙呢！

我们俩变怪卡了哦！

刚才我和宝晶去参加英文的婚姻课程。刚到还没进教会，远远透过教会大门玻璃窗就看见婚姻课程开始了。我们俩迟到了。我们俩心惊胆跳地走了进去。一进去，就看见大家的眼神都投在我们身上。哟！鸡皮疙瘩落满地。我头也不敢抬地随便在角落找了个位子就急忙坐下。突然看见一道黑影站在我们身边。轻轻抬起头看，噢！！！原来是提摩帝·林（TimmotyLim）。他用了个惊讶，奇怪，不知怎样形容的眼神看着我们，然后又认真地说：“Both of u go there register 1st..”
吓到我！我以为它要告诉我们哪个是他的位子，要我们让位哇！
我和宝晶“注册”后，就乖乖归位“听课”了！（其实，那时讲章已讲到一半了。我们中途插班，有点难了解pastor在ngap mat。。）在大家都很认真地在聆听时，Richard打破了只杯子。全场顿时，寒风轻飘，乌鸦一群群飞过。嘎嘎！精明的Pastor，反应灵敏，立刻大喊中场休息。
之后当我们在开始时，Pastor只讲了十多分钟，就完了。冬！原来讲章只剩一点点啦！湫！最后，Pastor用了一个最老套的问候做为结尾：“Any question？”然后然后又追加多一句：“有人要用华语发问也是可以的。”冬！大家都往我和宝晶看。（因为我们俩是华文堂的唯一“代表”啊！）
散会后，好几个人都反反复复问了我一个同样的问题：“你今天做么会来的？”我不能去参加吗？他们说我去一定是有目的的喔！唉··！冤枉啊！清者自清。宝晶，我们俩都变怪卡了哦！嘎嘎！

[[眼睛之乌贼自求法]]

昨天晚上，躺在床上昏昏欲睡了时，不知为什么我突然看着那伸手不见五指天花板，脑海里浮现几只乌贼 @,@ 害我失眠了。那些乌贼喷着浓浓墨汁··喷向我的脸··然后它说：“再不睡，我就让你变熊猫··”冬！会说话的乌贼？！我轻轻喊了一声，不料，吓醒了隔壁“床友”，自己也被口水掐到一下。haizz··@#$%&*??!!@#可恶！就这样，我三点都还“眼光光”。（我可是十二点多就上床睡了叻！）哇捞喂！眼睛也会自救了？！让我看见这些臭东西。大佬，我也不想的啊！你（眼睛）自己没好好合作。：P

陶匠与土

人生活着是为么？真正的意义在哪里？当生命失去了原有的推动力，世界还会那么美吗？
曾经有那么一段时间，我的愿望是让爹地和妈咪环游世界。我的愿望从来就不是什么当医生，或是药剂师，或是什么职位，而我只是想做好乖乖女的本分〉从来就是这样的。还记得年幼时，老师超爱找话题过时间，而且都常问我们的自愿是虾咪？这问题我最讨厌回答了。第一次回答老师时，我说：“我的自愿是让爸爸妈妈坐飞机。”我还记得老师那时的嘴脸像极炸弹爆发那样，五官全部往外翻，笑得灿烂至极。哇靠！超讨厌的。愿望就不能那样定哦？！

现在...我的愿望是什么？要更改了？（妈妈曾经对我说，爸爸不在，她不再想环游世界了。说是没有意义。）这样突发的改变，影响了我的学业。(我像是艘没有方向盘的船；没了目标。）有那么一段时间对读书失去信心和兴趣，几乎要休学了。那时的我，毕业对我来说已不再那么重要了。我是主修药剂的。身为一个未来的药剂师，竟然不能自救？有麽用？这个消极的我是大概半年前的我。那段堕落的日子，我毕生难忘。
那时的我，确实是坨烂泥。偏体鳞伤的我常常埋怨愁苦的降临。更何况，我又不是面包或Pizza，为何一定要经过这样的烤焙过程？
半年前，我找到答案了，也开窍了。今天after牧师证道，我更理清楚了。
圣经说：耶和华。。。我们是泥，你是窑匠；我们都是你手的工作。
窑匠用泥做器皿，在他手中坏了，他又用这泥另做别的器皿；窑匠看怎样好，就怎样做。或许我失去了挚爱的，可是我相信会拥有更好的。他会预备。
要成为一个好的器皿，的确得在千多度高温的烘烤箱里苦练出来的。要活生生地走出红炉火里，就要忍受高温压迫。要不你以为，铁金刚真的那么好当啊？！要“成仙”是要付出代价牺牲的。昔日，我会是个最美的好陶器的。

[[你们这因信蒙神能力保守的人，必能得着所预备，到末世要显现的救恩。因此，你们是大有喜乐；但如今，在百般的试练中在暂时忧愁，叫你们的信心被试验，就比那被火试验仍然坏的金子更显宝贵...]]彼前1：5-7

Dance lagi ar?@#@$%

"Har?need dance again ar?"This kind of thinking always in my mind every saturday n sunday.Sometimes really feel glommy about te dance.Why my life suddenly involve dance jor ar?Forgot.My body lack of dance spirit,i knew(self criticism,hehe^^.maybe tat's mine self perception gua).Many people say ,dance can relive stress or spurring awareness.But for me it's a heavy burden.I never profess to be an expert on dance.Haizz..
God had chosen me as dance leader.Why?Being a dance leader really not a easy job>compose new pattern..a "colourful" emotional face on dancers..manage their transportation problem for dance practice..etc.Stress.
Now i knew the reason why God select me.
[[Dance for God not for any single people.
We dance to give honour and glory to God,to glorify His name.
Praise will flow from our dance as He floods our heart with joy n peace.]]
HE told me the answer by HIS "love guide".Keke^^
Before that i hated stress,now i found that stress can be also + de wow.
Stress can also have a possitive effect de.Are u believe?It spurring motivation and awakeness,providing the stimulation to cope with challenging situation.
walao...a deep knowledge leh..Maybe..bt i use quite a long time to "fix" this in my mind.

GAMBATEH,Joyce!!U will be the gorgeous dancer in future as u keep the oil in te lamp.
Drive the car to success bah!!booboo..

嬉水鸳鸯

这几只鸽子是长年住在我家附近的“天空”的。每天早上工作，都会看见它们停泊在我家外面那棵老树上。咕咕咕声的它们，像是在向我问好。隔壁家的印度伯伯，每天都会拿着些谷类喂养它们。都不知道这些鸽子是否是他说拥有。看他那观赏这些鸽子的眼神，那么的温馨，温柔。
这天更搞笑，看见它们在路边的“小溪”嬉水哦！路边的鸽子在嬉水？！哈哈哈！光天化日在大庭广众洗澡叻！真不明晓，为何现在的鸽子都那么开放自如。嘎嘎。

”老水伯“

昨天，我致电给妈妈在闲聊。谈着谈着，突然间刚刚起床的我家小妹JoJo，抢过妈妈手中的电话，就大声对着电话说：“姐姐，买100plus回来，我头痛要喝。。。”冬！头痛喝100plus的咩？！
我就好奇地问她：“头痛喝100plus会好的咩？”
可恶的妹妹竟然回答：“你不要问“安多”，你又不是医生。。”什么东西？！@#￥%—*&
我可是姐姐叻！她还真没礼貌。哼！结果，听见妈妈在旁责骂妹妹。妹妹不知反驳了什么：@#$%
她又说：“你到底是谁？”原来说了那么久她还不同我是谁人叻！二姐都声音忘了吗？荒唐！
我道：“我是医生啦！给病人要的啦！”38的她竟然嫌弃我：“咦...你有很多细菌，在医院的...”接着她转回头把电话交回给妈妈，有点生气地说；：“不是婉姐姐来的。他打错电话了。。”
/{-，-"}\ 再一次，全身无力。这“个”到底是不是一个三岁大的小孩阿？！搞笑老水到。。。
今天，发现她又长大了不少，而且说话还“幽默”得很叻！（肯定是遗传了老豆的基因。）

小学生造句

各位阿婆阿公爸爸妈妈先生小姐们，现在的小孩的确很难教了叻！！…………“姜”（聪明）到一个难以形容的地步了。

小学生造句

1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: 一边.... 一边 ...

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句

例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的) 。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...!
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9. 题目 : 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为 ......

小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …

小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又..... 又 .....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然

上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：…………… (晕了)